SPOILER ALERT: This post contains spoilers from Season 2, Episode 7 of “Landman,” “Forever Is an Instant,” which premiered Sunday, Dec. 28, on Paramount+.
Well, this week’s episode of “Landman” is officially the wackiest and horniest yet! Sure, it ends with a romantic proposal, but was any fan mentally prepared for that first scene? Let’s just say the room service waitress wasn’t the only person who almost ran away screaming! Brace yourself as we walk through this week’s episode.
- Oh man, it begins with Tommy (Billy Bob Thornton) farting and showing an unblurred shot of his, um, lil’ landman? Holy moly!
- What a chaotic opening! Tommy didn’t even know he was traumatizing the hotel employee (Ana Ming Bostwick-Singer).
- Tommy, could you maybe roll over or cover up more for this conversation? It’s distracting that you’re at full-mast.
- “Don’t you fuck my omelet!” Am I hallucinating this episode?
- Thanks for that last shot of a fully erect Tommy.
- Overall, this is a pretty horny episode of “Landman” from the jump!
- Rebecca (Kayla Wallace) is so gaga over Charlie (Guy Burnet)! It’s shocking to see her lovey-dovey facial expressions.
- “We’re eating breakfast on the ocean floor.” It’s helpful that he’s a hunk, but Charlie’s monologue about the geology of the area really sings because of Taylor Sheridan’s writing.
- “Wildcatting” seems too stressful as a non-gambler.
- Ooh, spotting a metaphor! Just as she’s “wildcatting” finding oil, Rebecca is “wildcatting” by opening up her heart to Charlie!
- So wait, Tommy did have sex with an omelet to make Angela (Ali Larter) mad? Jeez!
- Damn, who knew that Dale (James Jordan) was such a smooth talker?
- Oh, no: Is Boss (Mustafa Speaks) talking about retiring soon foreshadowing that he’s going to die?
- T.L. (Sam Elliott) peeing on a snake? Sure, why not!
- Good advice from T.L. to Tommy over lunch. Tommy is annoyed all the time anyway … why not stop and smell the roses on occasion?
- I’m convinced Angela and Ainsley (Michelle Randolph) are gaslighting Cooper (Jacob Lofland) that he smells, and he actually doesn’t. They say it so often that something strange is at play.
- How did Nate (Colm Feore) possibly guess that Rebecca and Charlie are hooking up? The name thing is not enough — does he have a miraculous sixth sense?
- Now we’re discussing cock rings? Gah, this episode!
- Was anyone else legitimately scared that T.L. died during the car trip?
- Pulling on a man’s mustache is dirty business, Tommy.
- Oh, Lord, what is actually happening at these “man camps”?
- “The whole place is a workplace violation.” Good call, Tommy.
- “You can eat it or fuck it, I don’t really care.” Ah, Angela, never change.
- Aww, Tommy is taking T.L.’s advice and appreciating his family. Love to see it!
- Where did Cooper get a zillion candles for this proposal? It’s a fire hazard.
- All said, the proposal was pretty cute. Good job, Cooper!
Until next week, please discuss the emotions you felt seeing a full-frontal Tommy in the comments below.
